Miranda Does Los Angeles

Y’all know all about my penchant for porn shops, so when I went to Los Angeles to visit my high school BFF we went sex toy shopping. We did other stuff too – great restaurants, Venice Beach, the Burbank farmers market, non-sex shopping in The Grove – but sex toy shopping was high on our must-list. After all, this friend and I bought each other black lace garter belts for our eighteenth birthdays. We felt so wicked!

I consulted Eden Bradley, another LA native/erotic romance author/BDSM practitioner/helpful person to see where we should go to get the most bang for our time. Here’s what she said: “I have two recommendations. First is The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood. Amazing selection, especially if you want to see the kink supplies, but also an excellent selection of vibrators, lube, etc. The second is the Hustler store in Hollywood, where I’ve done a lot of In the Flesh readings. They also have a nice li’l cafe with yummy baked goodies and a really nice book selection. Both places are clean, have nice folks working there. Oh-and the Hustler store has an awesome selection of stripper shoes. :)”

Sounded good to me.

I love to go to sex shops with people who don’t usually frequent them. I’m afraid I’ve reached a point where I’ve tried a bunch of things and haves drawers full of inventive accoutrements. I don’t really NEED another vibrator when my favorite works so well. (Although I was rather smitten with a bumpy on one end, swirly on the other glass dildo…) But I can say to a friend, “Oh, I love this! Try this! Ever used one of these before?” Shop with me if you don’t want to go home empty handed! I am shameless about soliciting opinions from salespeople too. I’ve made more than one impulse purchase because it came highly recommended by a sex shop girl. In fact, the Come Again series was born in a sex shop in Toronto. My BFF walked out of The Pleasure Chest with the biggest bag they had. She let me hold it for this photo.

For the girls and the girls and the boys and the boys!

I will admit I bought a toy simply because it was called “Bottoms Up” and it looked well-made. I also couldn’t resist the sweetest-looking pink thong whip, although I have since discovered it isn’t as sweet as it looks…

My friend got the Lelo Ina vibrator, which is why they gave her the big bag. Worth every penny, she says. Reviewed in O Magazine, even. She sure can pick ’em! Her bag was crammed full of other stuff, too. I made her buy a single-use, sure to be a winner cock ring in honor of SoloPlay. She also bought a lube called Sliquid. She’s got sensitive parts, so if you do too, this might be the lube for you! It’s organic!

Another favorite moment from the trip – my henna tattoo. I covet tattoos, although I don’t have one myself yet. I’m old enough not to regret it, so it’s only a matter of time. What to get? Where to put it? When I know, I’m totally getting ink.

And a tan!

It was a marvelous trip – with unique souvenirs. My husband was really happy to see me, and my friend’s husband thinks I am a very good influence. I bet both of them will be willing to let us swan off to a swanky hotel for a weekend again in the future…

Almost the entire length of the continental US separates me from this friend of my heart. We met when we were fifteen, more than half our lives ago. She has been through every heartbreak with me. She was my first reader, the first one to believe I would publish my stories. We’ve stayed close despite the distance, the children, the husbands and our other great friends. I cried on the Flyaway bus to the airport. Before this visit, the last time I stood in her house was a decade ago. It won’t be another decade before we get the chance to spend unhurried time together. Life is too short. We will find time, make money, prioritize. Taking time away from my everyday reality brought things into focus for me and I want to keep that clarity now that I’m back home. So far, so good…

How about you? Is there something big that you are denying yourself that will bring clarity, value or positivity to your life? A trip with a friend, like me? Another degree? A job change? A baby? Can you make it happen? How?

There’s A Party Goin’ On Right Here…

I just gave you an ear worm, didn’t I? Sorry about that… a celebration to last throughout the year. (Not that sorry!)

Anyway, The Romance Reviews is having their Year End Splash Party all month. The Grand Prize is a gonzo gift certificate and 200 authors are participating with giveaways, yup, including me! My game day is tomorrow, November 15th, and if you’ve read SoloPlay, you’re already in the know. If you want to party with us, go here. You do have to register, but it’s painless, and there are about a zillion sexy books to explore on the site. I hope to see you there!

July Is Going To Be Hot

Whoa! Hey there!

Passionate Ink Party 2011

From left: Miranda Baker, Cassandra Carr, Cristal Ryder, Daisy Harris, Shoshanna Evers

My head is still spinning from the IASPR conference and RWA11. Trust me, I will do plenty of posting about my experiences in NYC. It was awesome. But not today. I just dealt with 500 e-mails, no joke. I also wrote 1K while drinking my coffee this morning. Now I am deeply involved in backing up everything on my computer because it’s been breathing heavy for months, and I fear for my docs and recipes! It would suck to lose my hard drive…

However, I do want to tell y’all about a couple of fun things going on this week and this month. Want free stuff? Skyrockets in Flight, baby. Four of the hottest book bloggers out there have arranged a blog hop for the month of July. After you enter *my* contest, click on the link below and it will take you to a list of links. Each link will hop you to a blog. Follow the directions, and you can enter to win cool stuff on each blog you visit. In the interest of patriotism, I choose to believe that smokin’ hot guy is rescuing that flag. He is not wearing it. Wearing it would be wrong. Hot image though, hmm?


Skyrockets in Flight - 4th of July Weeklong Blog Hop!

For the Skyrockets in Flight Blog Hop, I’m giving away (internationally) a set of my Romance Trading Cards for Bottoms Up and SoloPlay, an ebook copy of my hot librarian/businessman/sex toy story SoloPlay, a $5.50 gift card to Samhain and a free Loveswept ebook! To enter my contest, comment on this blog post. Include your e-mail address (spell out the @ and the . to fool the spammers) and tell me your favorite summer treat. Mine is a drink we call the “Lemon Balm.” It’s lemonade, vodka, strawberries, mint and lemon balm. I love to sit in the front yard in the late afternoon and enjoy my refreshing beverage while the kids play with water… ah, summertime! The link is just below… happy hopping!

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Sizzling Summer Reads Party

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Another cool way to win free stuff is to visit the Sizzling Summer Reads Party at The Romance Reviews. You do have to register at The Romance Reviews before you can play the games, but they are giving away tons of hot books in July. If you like that sort of thing (God bless you), it might be worth it to sign up. My Q&A is on July 19th, and I’ll be in the Lounge chatting on July 11th. Click the banner if you want to check it out. 😀

I hope you are all having a wonderful summer! Happy Fourth of July! XOXOXO!