Porn Shop Girls Need Love Too

Sparkle! Bling!

Sparkle! Bling!

I love being a grown up! Why do I love being mature this week? Because I visited my favorite porn shop. There was a time (lo, so many years ago) that I would skulk in the door, return the salesgirl’s greeting with a mumble, be too embarrassed to give the vibrators anything but a cursory inspection, not try on any lingerie, and maybe even leave without buying something.

That was NOT what happened this week! (Or the last time I took a friend corset shopping. Or the time before that I took another friend on a sex toy shopping spree…)

This time I swanned in the door with my frequent flyer punch card in hand. I gave the salesgirl a big smile and a greeting. Then I headed into the lingerie room to find something sexy and sparkly to wear to a party. I wasn’t exactly sure what I was looking for, but I figured I’d know it when I saw it. I did.

I also wanted boots. Because they were on sale, people. On sale! As looked for my size, I received several texts from my husband encouraging me to buy a toy, too. Twist my arm, horn dog. Then I perused the hosiery shelves and chatted with the salesgirl about whether I needed black thigh-high fishnet stockings to complete my outfit. She said no – too many horizontal lines. The boots would make a line, the stockings would make a line… you get the picture. She also gave me some other excellent advice: the heels on the boots make good handles.

Shazam!

SOLD!

After accessorizing my sparkly party outfit, I did check out the vibrator section (couldn’t resist), but it was pretty picked over. I asked, “You’re not phasing out the toys are you? That would be tragic.” She said, “Oh, no, we just can’t keep them on the shelves!”

Then (even though I needed one more visit to cash in my frequent flyer card) she gave me a couple bucks off, just for being so nice to her. Porn shop girls need love, too. I bet they get used to getting ignored by folks too embarrassed to own up to liking kinky sex. Clearly, there are a lot of us if the toys are flying off the shelves!

That’s why I made Come Again, the porn shop in my Come Again series, a very welcoming place. The salesgirls give great advice, the atmosphere is inviting and some of the toys are similar to what you can find at my favorite porn shop. I hope my stories make you want to get your kinky groove on, and if that groove starts at YOUR local porn shop – all the better. Don’t forget to say “hi” to the salesperson!

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9 comments

  1. I’m very friendly with my shop girl, too. When she was pregnant last year, I bought her baby gifts and delivered them to the store. I have no shame when it comes to going to one and buying things and asking for help. Hubby on the other hand….LOL!

  2. Trust me…he appreciates everything that I buy, just won’t go in one by himself. Plus, the couple of times that he’s been with me, he feels like everyone is watching me. Its actually hilarious…

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